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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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