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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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