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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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