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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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