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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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