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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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