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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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