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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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