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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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