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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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