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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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