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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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