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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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