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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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