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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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