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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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