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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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