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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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