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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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