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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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