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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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