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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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