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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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