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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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