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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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