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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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