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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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