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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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