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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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