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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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