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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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