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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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