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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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