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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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