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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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