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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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