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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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