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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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