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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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