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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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