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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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