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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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