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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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