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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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