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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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