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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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