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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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