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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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