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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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