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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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