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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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