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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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