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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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