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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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