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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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