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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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