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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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