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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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