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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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