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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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