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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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