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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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