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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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