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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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