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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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