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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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