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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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