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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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