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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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