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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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