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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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