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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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