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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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