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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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