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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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