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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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